am i not turtlely enough for the turtle army?
tumblr should have a status thing that tells you how many of your followers are currently online so you know the right time to post a selfie
(SMASHES IN YOUR WINDOW) AND IF IM FLYING SOLOO (PUNCHES YOUR GRANDMOTHER)
AT LEAST IM FLYING FREEE(SLAPS YOUR DOG)TO THOSE WHOD GROUND ME- TAKE A MESSAGE BACK- FROM MEEEEEEEE (POURS ICE DOWN YOUR SHIRT) TELL THEM HOOOW IIIIIIIII AM DEFFYYYYYYING GRAAVITYY
What a student gave to one of my teachers
Fun Fact: Marill is 1’4” in length. The average erection is 5’5.” If you fuck a Marill you’ll be penetrating more than its hole.
"the average erection is five feet five inches"
my weakness is boys with bright smiles and are vulnerable but love so endlessly and also are claustrophobic
isaac lahey i am talking about isaac lahey
if i die young bury me with this post
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
modern au Lily putting a hex on James so he can’t say anything but “ayyyy lmao” and the other marauders don’t notice that something’s different about him for like almost an entire day